April 11, 2011

My Thought On A Monday Morning

Category: Entertainment — Cranky @

I’m going to buy a black light, some tonic water, and some tomato sauce, and store it until it’s needed. You see, tonic water glows very brightly in black light.

Then, the next time that I have the flu, and I know vomiting is imminent, I’m going to mix up half a liter of tomato-and-tonic sauce and drink it. Then, after yakking with exceptional ferocity, but before flushing, I’m going to turn out the lights in the bathroom, fire up the black light, and take a picture. C.S.I. says that’ll be very interesting.

If I ever release an album, that’s gonna be the cover. I’ll call it, “Exceptional Ferocity”.

Cranky